Category: Joke Board
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> : IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
> : I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
> : local township administrative office to request the removal of the
> : Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
> : "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to
> : cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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> : IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
> : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
> : She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He
> : said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
> : And he was a Kansas City chef!
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> : IDIOT SIGHTING:
> : I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> : asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
> : knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
> : would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> : Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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> : IDIOT SIGHTING:
> : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
> : I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when
> : she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
> : signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
> : "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation
> : officer in Wichita, KS
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> : IDIOT SIGHTING:
> : At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving
> : the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,
> : this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We
> : all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> : This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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> : IDIOT SIGHTING:
> : I work with an individual who plugged her power strip Back into itself
> : and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not
> : turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.
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> : IDIOT SIGHTING:
> : When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
> : our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
> : service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
> : the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> : instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
> : unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which
> : he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
> : This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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LOL... that one about the lucheon and downsizing and "we should do this more often." So I wonder who next was to be "let go!" *!*